Monkey

This is what happens in the two seconds it takes to push the elevator button. This boy has been a monkey from the first day he could walk.

Hanging. Climbing. Scaling. EVERYTHING.

But no worries; elevator etiquette is on the list of life lessons for 2010.

Elevator Etiquette

1. No eye contact.
2. No small talk.
3. No hanging upside down on the hand rails.

Some things just need to be spelled out for some people.