Dr.: “Yes, this is actually very common. He has a lot of congestion and drainage and a skin bacterial infection has developed under his nose. So that it doesn’t spread, I am going to prescribe an ointment that you can apply three times per day.”
Jeff: (interrupting) “Uh….no…actually that scab is from when he was running in the parking lot about a week ago and fell. He is in here because I think he has pink eye.”
Dr: “Oh yes, he does have pink eye. In that case, just treat the cut with Neosporin and I will prescribe some antibiotic eye drops for the conjunctivitis.”
That my friend, is why I am not a big fan of spending $25 to sit in a waiting room full of cooties. In the end, we got the eye drops that make Hayden “see further” and “run faster”. (Parents have a license to lie if it in the best interest of the child! It’s a rule. Look it up!) This is why I self diagnose. I could save myself and my company a lot of money if I could just research it on the internet…find out what drugs to take…. and order them from CVS. If I can buy my house without the middleman, then surely I can diagnose pink eyes as PINK EYE without a middleman. If something comes up that seems more serious or obscure, I’ll see Dr. McDreamy, and if he can’t help me I’ll visit Dr. House. There’s nothing he can’t solve. That’s what I call medical reform.
What Have I Missed? Lots was happening in the lives of friends and family around me. So, let me just say…Happy Birthday Jeff…Congrats on your engagement Jamie…Happy Birthday Dad…Congrats on your new house Julie….Happy Birthday Kellie….Happy Anniversary Mica….Congrats on your new house purchase Amy….Happy Fathers Day Dad and Jeff….whew, hope I didn’t miss anyone! Sorry it has been so long. Hope to update everyone again soon.


**Hayden can stay under water at swim lessons for 6 seconds. He’s doing great!
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