Monday, May 14, 2012

Day 14: Grass

Let me first say that the topic of "grass" is pretty random, and not all that inspiring.

Thankfully I had just checked Davis' backpack and found this book
of Priceless Proverbs...which happens to be one of my favorite takeaways from Kindergarten.

The proverbs below were all done by Davis, but it makes me laugh,
because Jeff routinely makes up his own sayings as well. 

"Oh Good! A bird in the bush equals two that are killed with only one stone," he'll say confidently.

Well, it turns out the apple doesn't fall far from the tree,
because below are Davis' Kindergarten Proverbs:

  • Ask a silly question and... you will cry.
  • If the shoe fits... put it on me.
  • The early flying.
  • Better to be safe than... to be outside when it's raining.
  • An apple a day... does nothing for you.
  • Those who live in glass houses shouldn't...walk around naked.
  • Every cloud...has rain.
  • When the cat's away... we will play.
  • The grass is always greener... when there is rain.
  • Look before you... go across the street.
  • You cannot have your cake and....pudding.
  • A penny saved cent.
  • One bad apple... can kill you.
  • There's no use crying... over a toy.
  • Let sleeping dogs... go to bed.
  • Children should be Toys R Us.
  • All good things come to those... who are good.


the hoang family said...


the hoang family said...

My favorite: Those who live in glass houses shouldn't...walk around naked.

Lisa said...

he makes a good point though Alisa.

I would go so far as to say it's more important not to walk around naked than it is not to throw stones. :)

Mimi said...

That is hilarious! It was a toss up for my favorite. People in glass houses shouldn't walk around naked - is true. But kids should be seen at Toys R Us also made me chuckle. Kids are so funny!! I love this blog. You will be glad that you wrote these down in a few years when you memory is like mine. If I was as witty as you and Davis I would have some good proverb about getting old, So here is one I found: old age is always 15 years older than me!

Love you,

Kim said...

this is hilarious! i have tears in my eyes!

Fun Kellie said...

this is the way kids think. so funny.

Aunt Amy said...

Yes he has his Dad's Jeans (Genes) :) .... Tooo cute !!!